official-keyes:

this happens to her because she behaves badly

trans:

despazito:

This tweet is killing me rn

grouchybunny27:

kosmogrl:

damazcuz:

*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.

fallingtowers:

awesome

reythesworld:

kiabugboy:

vickysaurus:

A good boi.

I still can’t get over how adorable Simosuchus is

xenosagaepisodeone:

straycatj:

夕メシのあとの夕メシとか

くれてもいいですよ

Ah, you may give me dinner after dinner

eggdrawsthings:

My Spidersona! :D
I’m calling him Phan Hạo Nhiên but ig Spider-Vietnam works too? :o)

lakevida:

why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

medieval-yuri:

iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069:

what would you even do in this situation. how would it feel emotionally.